In a vacuum, same speed as anything else. In a medium, depends on how much lift and friction they generate while falling.
Now, for the landing… That’s when you’ll wish you were made out of feathers instead. Or rubber. It might be annoying to bounce around uncontrollably but at least you don’t shatter.
Clearly, these idiots are being protected by the hand of providence. Soft landing after all that? They better be spotted by the authorities and be blamed for the arson of the library to make up for this!
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12 thoughts on “Page 84”
Grendelkin
A thick layer of snow is your best friend right now, kids.
Laurel
Hmmmm… was it snowing? Let’s hope it started while they were in the library!
Schattensturm
Being the party’s tank is okay, now being the party’s airbag is another 😀
Laurel
How fast do you think a person made out of stone falls?
someone
In a vacuum, same speed as anything else. In a medium, depends on how much lift and friction they generate while falling.
Now, for the landing… That’s when you’ll wish you were made out of feathers instead. Or rubber. It might be annoying to bounce around uncontrollably but at least you don’t shatter.
Laurel
Yup, potentially a very bad time… we’ll find out how bad this week!
glmdgrielson
Aaaaand there’s the reality check.
Laurel
They come at the worst moments, don’t they?
Nyx Nought Nothing
if only they could’ve waited a few seconds longer to cash the reality check…
Laurel
They could’ve gotten more style points!
Merchant of Pain
Clearly, these idiots are being protected by the hand of providence. Soft landing after all that? They better be spotted by the authorities and be blamed for the arson of the library to make up for this!
Laurel
Oh don’t worry, consequences are en route.
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